at first I lol’d.
but then I srs’d
Mary had a little Snoop Dogg
I like my women how I like the pictures of cereal on my cereal boxes - enlarged to show texture.
"My mother died when I was three. I don’t remember much about her. But I do remember, when she was very sick at the hospital, she said to me: ‘Never let a man steal your life.’"
i thought i was petting my cat but turns out ive been laying in my bed in the dark stroking one of my faux fur pillows for ten minutes